Toot Toot

It’s here, a new children’s book with funny rhymes and animal photos about a not too serious topic, passing gas.

Get ready for some high brow entertainment.

For ages 3-8.


Praise for Toot Toot:

“The book is silent, but deadly. We loved it” D.J., St Louis

“Better than a Whoopee cushion.” R.S., San Jose

“A good sequel would be Winnie the Poo.” D.W., Philadelphia

“This book is not only objectionable but gross.” – Author’s mother – age 85

It’s a gas. Premium grade.” K.M., Orlando

“Glad it wasn’t a scratch and sniff book.” J.M., New York

“It reminded me of Gone With the Wind.” W.S, Baltimore

“Do they read this on Uranus?A.F., Boston

“We cut some cheese, then read the book.” J.L., Minneapolis

“I thought it was going to be boring, butt it was great!” M.C., Denver

“It’s a blast!” P.K., Toledo